Levi Johnston knows why Sarah Palin quit her job

Once again, we rely on Levi Johnston to be the only sane, honest public figure in Alaska. The soft-spoken hunk (who never really "speaks," it's more like he whispers sexy grunts) held a press conference yesterday to tell people why he thinks his former almost mother-in-law quit her job.

First of all...press conferences! Everyone is doing them nowadays. I think I'll hold one right now, and it will be to announce that I'm writing about Levi Johnston's press conference. Riveting.

Anyways, Levi held his press conference and he, as usual, spoke the truth:

The former fiance of Gov. Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter says he thinks he knows why the Alaska governor is resigning — concerns over money.

Levi Johnston, 19, whose wedding to Bristol Palin was called off earlier this year, says he believes the governor is resigning over personal finances.

Johnston says he lived with the Palin family from early December to the second week in January. He claims he heard the governor several times say how nice it would be to take advantage of the lucrative deals that were being offered, including a reality show and a book.

"I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Ha ha, Levi Johnston HATES this snowbilly, Sarah Palin. Can you even imagine all the other things he overheard? Levi, call me. Let's talk.

UPDATE: Video!!!

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[Swedish Candyman]

You gotta get this piece of hot white trash to pose for Unzipped. He looks like he's gonna go all Elvis on us and hit 250 pounds in a few years.

That said, his mumbling observations are still more cohesive than Palin's "quitting government is like playing basketball" speech.