Are you tired of the snotty assholes who never respond to your messages on Mancunt Manhunt? Over the user-unfriendly functionality of Adam4Adam? Pissed off that you don't have an iPhone so you can use Grindr? Well, maybe it's time you tried MaleMatch.net, a brand-new hookup/chat site for gay guys that aims to put the fun back in online cruising.
Launched last month, MaleMatch gives users all kinds of unique options, from posting videos and storing all pertinent personal info (no more having to ask, "Hey, what are your stats again?") to "shortcuts" that cut down on all that tiresome back-and-forth messaging that can totally kill your boner. (No more having to write out phone numbers and addresses!) Like DudesNude, MaleMatch requires its members to verify their identity and post a face pic on their profiles (finally—a site that understands that a real man is about a lot more than the size of his pecs and cock), and its emphasis on convenience (there are sections for masseurs, escorts, and porn stars to post profiles and offer services, plus a VOD site to watch porn) makes it a "one-stop shop" for all kinds of sexy-time fun.
According to the site's marketing director, Will Grant, MaleMatch is targeted at today's busy-busy 'mo who wants to get laid without all the hassle. “Everything’s moving so fast, and most gay men are working professionals who really don’t have that much time for nonsense," he says. "Meeting online has become such a common thing, and we are trying to take the bitterness and unpleasantness out of it.”
Hmmm, a hookup site without drama? If MaleMatch can deliver on its promises, we'll take a lifetime subscription!
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"We are trying to take the bitterness and unpleasantness out of it.” Out of what. Being over 30? Being less than physically flawless. Having an average sized dick. Oh, this is rich.
Posted by: Victor | July 15, 2009 at 10:47 AM