Grooming tips with Diesel Washington

Listen up all you twinks and aspiring porn stars! Diesel Washington has some tips on how to properly prepare your body for a film shoot. (There is nothing that Diesel doesn't have tips on.)

All right, no more setup. Here is Diesel Eye For The Queer Guy.

On waxing: "Some of Us, don't know if We want to be hairy or not. I hear some models complaining about the all Body Waxing, Trimming, and Shaving they do. Hair is hair to me, if it's soft I can't complain (Coarse Hair hurts my Balls)..."

On tanning: "The Tanning........It makes sense, that models would get a natural looking tan. But ORANGE?????? that is crazy!! It doesn't look manly and some models get carried away. I remember one time, I was in San Fran shooting, I saw one of the models that had just arrived, he had healthy looking skin(normal). We had two days before the shoot, and since most companies like to keep the models away from each other(To Keep that Energy on Set)I didn't see him until the Day of the shoot, he came walking on that set looking like an Giant Sunkist orange!! He Tanned, then got a Spray tan and then on top of that he had Bronzer on!!! Its Crazy!!"

On eyebrows: "Eyebrows!!! If I see any more McDonalds (High Arch) shaped eyebrows on models I am going to go crazy. Its like they have the look of surprise on their face every time U see them. Now that shit is huge here in NYC and its mainly due to the New Jersey Guido's who come into NYC. It's not a good look people. And this is to all the gay boys out there....IT LOOKS RETARDED!!! so don't come on set looking like that!! That is not a good porn look."

On makeup: "Makeup, now this can go either way, sometimes u need make up, so the camera picks up the right skin tone. But Pancake Mix????? I have seen models with so much makeup on when they get under the lights, U could see their face melting away with time... If Ur suppose to have a hot sex scene...Ur licking everywhere on their body, Licking off Make UP????? That is not a good thing!!! Its like licking flour of Ur kitchen table top."

So, basically, Diesel retired from porn because he was tired of having sex with drag queens?

Comments

[Nonbreeder]

Diesel is VERY tanned with coarse hair on his balls...so what's his point?