Sorry, but there are so many hot words going on in this story, I tried to include them all in the post's title.
Some dude in Horry County, S.C., has been charged with fucking a horse...for the second time. The horse, Sugar, was so sweet, Rodell Vereen went back for seconds, after already being arrested for trying to have sexytimes with her over a year ago. Apparently, the man is mentally ill (really?):
Vereen has had mental problems for several years, but seemed to get better after getting court-ordered treatment last year, said his brother, the Rev. James Vereen, who lives just down the street from his brother and the stables.
"He's done all right when he was on the medicine. I don't know if he is still taking it," said James Vereen, who added his brother has kept to himself a lot in the last few months.
Horry County police don't often investigate animal sex allegations, spokesman Sgt. Robert Kegler said. In fact, he said the last person charged with buggery in the county was Rodell Vereen in late 2007.
There are more horrible details about this man and his buggery here, including a quote from the horse's owner about how she first discovered Vereen in her barn, asleep on a pile of hay right next to Sugar. I'm picturing pillow talk, and I feel really gross.
The only good thing about this story is that it finally gives me an opportunity to share this video of Ken and "I call it a hubba hubba" Ellie. If you haven't already seen it, you're welcome!
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