Fourth Of July Candy: Flag pole dance

Photo: Hunter & Gatti

Happy Independence Day Unzippsters! Hope that you are going out to start another revolution today or, at least, plan to warm some weenies on your grill. But, regardless of how the day takes shape, we are feeling explosively happy now that Sarah Palin is leaving government office (that should also help explain why Eye Candy has been away. We were in Alaska on a special mission).

Bush, Cheney, and Palin all out of office since last July 4th—that truly is worth celebrating!

Photo: Hunter & Gatti

To that end, we thought you might enjoy snacking on these tasty images by the photography and styling team of Hunter & Gatti, featuring firecracker hot model Oriol Elcacho.

Oriol is so excited over the departure of teen-pregnancy advocate Palin, he has volunteered to be a dancing flag pole at Unzipped’s holiday bash today and has sworn to wear nothing but an American flag on his bare torso for as long as she stays away.

Let’s all help Oriol stay shirtless for as long as possible. It’s the patriotic thing to do.

Comments

[Samantha Bones]

Oh where, oh where has our little Palin gone? Oh why, Oh why would we care?

Celebrating the freedom to dislike Alaskan fish and trying to find out the truth about cancerous weenies. (Weenies cause cancer. recent news reports)

Happy 4th and don't be alarmed if you see missles flying over head. If North Korean cars can't make it this far I doubt their missles will either.

[jeffnumberone]

I thought y'all were taking the weekend off. Addicted much? LOL.

[Johnny Angel]

The only good thing that could cum outta Palin's existence is if Bristol's sperm-donor/babydaddy does a gay-for-pay video...ooooh, and maybe he could do it with the flagpole hottie!