For $100, you can throw a bigot party!

Fun!

The Ruth Institute (a project from NOM—the National Organization for Marriage) has just put together this nifty Same Sex Marriage Home Party Kit:

Make a difference in your community with your own friends and neighbors! Purchase the "Same Sex Marriage Affects Everyone Home Party Kit." It contains all the tools you need to become an effective advocate for the institution of marriage.

Hey, nothing says "party" like a bunch of bigots sittin' around a lazy susan shootin' the shit about how the gays are destroying America.

The kit comes with DVDs and audio CDs that celebrate traditional marriage, "One Man-One Woman" bumper stickers, and even wristbands! Sadly, it does not include a game of Pin the Butt Plug on the Sodomite.

At a cost of $100, this box of tchotchkes and pre-recorded church sermons is a true bargain. And just think, if it weren't for the evil that is gay marriage, how would grassroots organizations like the Ruth Institute and NOM ever be able to stay afloat financially?