Diesel Washington's series of unfortunate events

Anyone who had booked Diesel for any private "meetings" this week may be getting a raincheck. 

In his latest dispatch, Diesel details a cornucopia of TMI!-worthy ailments that have turned his body (including his award-winning cock) into that of a hobo hooker. And while his blog post is far too gruesome to post here, we will share some of the "best" parts, which include spider bites (do NOT click that), toothy BJs, and ingrown hairs.

Here's Diesel, letting it all hang out:

My body is so fucked up right now, Ouch!! Ouch!!Ouch!!! First off the bat I got a spider bite on my back.....And if anybody had a spider bite, they know its hurts!!! It's annoying at night cause I can't roll over without being in pain.

Then...In the heat of passion, while receiving head from a playmate, my dick was bitten(really tooth scrape) NOOOOOONOOOOOO!!! So I'm handing that pain at the same time!!

Speaking of the dick, I have to deal with Friction burns!!...the client that I was "Working with" was jerking my dick like I was Uncut!!! The client is Uncut so I think they are used to a certain way of jerking off.

Then to Top it off!!! I have an Ingrown hair in my pubic hair region!!!

The greater Pain in all of this, I can't escort with my dick beat up(bite mark,ingrown hair)WHICH SUCKS MAJOR!!! Since I can't be as "Active" as before I have introduced Massaging into the Mix(still toying with the idea)I have to keep my Hustle going regardless.

Spider bite, Bite Mark, Friction Burn, Ingrown hair......

I don't know why I even writing this??? It's so personal!!....

Oh, we've seen much more personal things from you before, Diesel. But thanks for sharing!