Diesel Washington is the Henry Higgins of gay porn

Well, here we go again. The moment he starts being boring, we'll stop forcing him on you. Until then, enjoy.

So, Diesel Washington is serving up some more tips to all you "up-and-cummers" (classy) out there looking to break into porn. His latest blog entry is all about how to be a smart porn star and how to sustain your career in the industry. Coming from someone who is retired, this is sure to be valuable advice!

Diesel would like to take you ragamuffins who get paid $100 to drink gallons of jizz for some old dude's website and turn you into superstars! But what does Diesel want in return?

Quite simply, if you want Diesel's help, all you have to do is let him fuck you:

U want my help, its going to cost ya. I don't care if its advice, tips or press!! Fuck that bullshit!!! I'm not a agent, I don't want Ur money. If Ur hot all I want is Ur Ass!!

I'm a Personal Trainer, so u get workout tips to get the Porn star body, I plan Diets and Workouts to the Max, So U get that ideal body shape (Custom Job) That is Huge!!!

I write a popular blog, giving ya extra press(Duh!!) I can help Up and Cummers, create a blog, give ideas for blogs (my blog is Award winning) most porn stars don't use their blogs correctly.

More Important, I'm a hot guy with a big dick and I know how to use it!!

If none of this sounds appealing enough to you, consider what you could be facing if you don't handle your career the right way:

Companies hire ya for peanuts, and its usually Older, Larger(Fat) guys in their mid 50's that hire these young boys for like $100 - $300 for a scene(Even Bareback stuff). They sit around watching ya, telling ya Ur hot and sexy. They promise to make ya a star.... they can't pay ya big money for the scenes...but u can make up the difference by doing more scenes. For example the rate I would get for one scene, the Up and Cummers would have to do seven or eight scenes to get the same amount. The Up and Cummers are like "Yes more screen time for me" because of course, every young performer thinks they are the next Jenna Jameson.

Now they got ya to do more scenes for a cheap rate, not only will they push ya to do more stuff in the scenes(bottoming, toys, DP's, threeways bah bah).

Now that U worked for such a Low rate, every other company that u will work for will pay ya the same amount. Back to doing Multiple scenes, and the cycle continues...

Yikes! He paints a bleak picture, but what makes him so special? What can Diesel really do to make it so you don't have to humiliate yourself doing "three-ways" and, um, "bah bahs"?

All this boils down to!!! U want to get fucked, and enjoy it.?? With me U take the tools I taught ya(Gym, Blog Writing, Diets, Promotion, Performance enhancing tech) and U go on to having a successful career in porn. Sure U will be walking funny for a couple days. but the knowledge U got in return is priceless!!!

Hey, exercising, blogging, eating right, and good marketing isn't exactly like "the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain," but look at this way: Even if you take him up on his offer and still get stuck doing webcam donkey scat shows in an abandoned garage, you can always say that Diesel Washington fucked you.

Comments

[Drama Dupree]

I totally agree with him. I see guys all the time come into a certain office, get offered $100 for a scene and then their image is out their for life and they dont have anything but the memories to show for it. I have tried to tell several hot guys to market themselves better to raise their rates, but it falls on deaf ears. A lot of guys are just dumb and some are dumber and that $100 is like a million.

[Rnmdacts]

The advice may be good but the source is the joke. As far as being a porn star goes, only in his head was he ever a star. He has got to get over himself because now that he is retired, thankfully he doesn't exist, except that unzipped wants to post all his inane comments. He is not talented, not beautiful and vulgar should have been his name. Let him rest in peace.

[Lewis]

Yet another idiot that has diarrhea of the mouth. I've never even heard of this guy.