Unlike most people who simply issue a press release when they break up with their boyfriends, Derek Rivero has issued a video press release to announce the break up of his relationship with Zack Randall, which Derek considers private. According to Rivero, it is necessary to address the rumors surrounding what he calls a "two-year relationship" because, in the end, these rumors are "insignificant details" about a "short-lived love affair" which, again, spanned two years and involved moving to Kathmandu.
Derek Rivero is the Sarah Palin of boyfriends.
Subscribe to the Unzipped feed
Follow us on Twitter
AH....Who are these guys?
and why the FUCK would we care?!
Must be a slow day in porn Mr Unzipper!!
YIKES
Posted by: Mike | July 09, 2009 at 04:11 PM
Ok so it doesn't need attention but yet you feel the need to make a video about it. It you want things private and quiet, keep your mouth shut. Duh!
Posted by: Kameron Scott | July 09, 2009 at 04:27 PM
Why does this come off like something from 'Degrassi'?? It's so measured and saccharine. Not an ounce of sincerity. Ahhh porn performers... Gotta love em.
Remember, most of them are not hired for their public speaking abilities!
Posted by: JimmyD | July 09, 2009 at 04:38 PM
I have never used this to any response to a blog post but...LMFAO! Couldn't watch the whole video up until 1min, since it seemed like the secretary of state giving an speech! Fuck off you dumb cunt and go and attempt to be a real porn star. Maybe Diesel Washington was onto something about these men...
Posted by: Drew | July 09, 2009 at 05:29 PM
Well lets see yesterday the press release from Derek to affiliates of Randall/Rivero was all about discretion and not discussing this publicly!
So what happened?
I guess not enough public discussion! ;-p
Do have an observation about the video..
Me thinks Derek will be reincarnating himself as a "guru" in a few years!
Posted by: DeWayne | July 09, 2009 at 06:48 PM
If the relatiolnship is so personal, why publicise it and its break-up?
Gotta give him credit for reciting it so smoothly but not an ounce of sincerity.
Posted by: Queer Poirn Nation | July 09, 2009 at 08:18 PM
Wow. What an Incredible Douchebag! Do you think he realizes that nobody cares about him or what he has to say? Derek Rivero? He's not even a Has-Been. He's more of a Never-Was-Been!
Posted by: Boomer | July 10, 2009 at 02:24 PM
I ACTUALLY FELT EMBARRASED AS I WATCHED THIS! TODAY'S YOUNG QUEENS ARE PAINFULLY DELUSIONAL. THEY HAVE A VERY OVERBLOWN SENSE OF WHO THEY ARE. I AM 38, AND MYSTIFIED BY WHAT I SEE TODAY WITH THESE TWINKS. WHO THE HELL IS THIS KID? DOES ANYONE CARE?
Posted by: Nonbreeder | July 10, 2009 at 05:23 PM
http://blog.zackrandall.net/?p=205
Posted by: Zack Randall ~NEW BLOG BY ZACK RANDALL~ | August 17, 2009 at 02:44 AM