You may have heard that Cybersocket came out with what appeared to be a definitive list of the 50 "best" porn stars. It includes obviously worthy favorites like Scott Tanner, Wolf Hudson, Johnny Hazzard, Roman Heart, Steve Cruz, Logan McCree, Ricky Sinz, Reese Rideout, Blake Riley, Derrek Diamond, Malachi Marx, Cameron Marshall, Zack Randall, Jeremy Bilding, and Brent Corrigan. It also includes Mason Wyler.
BUT, what could have been a nifty little thing honoring the industry's most gifted and beautiful stars has unfortunately become an epic disgrace by making one big, huge, OBSCENE error. Cybersocket left someone off this list, someone who not only should have been on the list, but who should have been on the VERY TOP OF IT, looking down and waving at his distant competitors. How Cybersocket can live with themselves after this oversight is beyond me. I just hope they've got a good lawyer, priest, grief counselor, witness protection plan, and getaway car, because this snub is INSANE.
Who'd they leave off? As if you can't tell based on my rage...click through to find out.
Yep, it's true.
Cybersocket's Top 50 list doesn't include Lucky Daniels!!Ii!l1!!
So, after working with Randy Blue, Falcon, Chi Chi LaRue, Raging Stallion, Jet Set, and more, how is it even possible that they could have missed Lucky Daniels, who's a candidate for our 2009 Man of the Year (look for the ballot in next month's Men)?
Why does Cybersocket hate Lucky Daniels (and me)?
Lucky's a fixture on the go-go boy circuit, too, as if everyone didn't already know.
I expect Cybersocket to issue a correction in their next issue and add Lucky to their list. They should also send him flowers, with an apology letter, and then they should offer to take him and me out to a fancy dinner. (They don't really need to attend this dinner, but they can arrange it for us and pay for it in advance. Thank you.) Anything short of all this would be completely nuts! I await Cybersocket's response.
P.S. How did Diesel Washington make their list? He's retired!
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awe!! they left out Lucky!!!??
Posted by: Scott Tanner | July 09, 2009 at 01:08 PM
They missed the biggest star of Randy Blue. The one and only Chris Rockway. Now that is a crime!
Posted by: gaypornfans | July 09, 2009 at 04:25 PM
They left alot of people off of the list that I thought should be on it AND they had some people on it that... well... I dont think are porn "stars" at all.
And I did NOT RECENTLY film some bb piss flick... those scenes are from YEARS ago repackaged into a new DVD. I hate when a major industry magazine can't even do a little fact checking before publishing.
Posted by: Mason Wyler | July 09, 2009 at 07:35 PM
Yeah, well, I hear the owners of that magazine do a lotta blow...so go figure. It's a miracle they can even think clearly enough to publish the damn thing.
Posted by: His dealer | July 09, 2009 at 09:10 PM