Boner Jams: "Diamonds" by Breathe Carolina

"Gay people are gonna hate you," says roommate Kyle as I prepare this post—another cut from Punk Goes Pop (last week's Britney Spears cover by A Static Lullaby is part of the same series). Then Kyle tries to fuck my cat in the ass with a SquarePeg dildo, shrugs, and says, "Their voices are beautiful."

And there, my friends, is the Breathe Carolina experience in a nutshell.

Love or hate...Perhaps it can be both?

Yeee-ahhhhh.