Aiden Ash's open letter to Chi Chi LaRue

Good God, what has the Cool Whip Twink, Aiden Ash, gotten himself into now?

It seems Aiden Ash was merely using us when he posed for us last month so that he could capture the attention of none other than Chi Chi LaRue. It is truly *shocking* that he is promoting his tasteful photo shoot with us in an attempt to work with the legendary LaRue.

Here's Aiden's epistolary offer to Chi Chi:

Dear Chi Chi,

My name is Aiden Ash and I would love to work with you...Seeing as you are the queen of all gay porn, it only makes sense to be prepared to do what it takes to get an audition with you. Recently, I was subjected to the sick and twisted minds at Unzipped.net which ended up with myself naked and covered in snack food. If I can do this for Unzipped I can do what I need to for the attention of the woman who keeps the world jerking.

"Sick and twisted"? Defaming us for your own personal gain, are you, Aiden? We were sort of starting to like you, and while we're no strangers to feeling used and taken advantage of, we can't stand for personal attacks. This means WAR.

In conclusion:

I'm a bottom who has an enormous appetite for cock but an even bigger appetite to be a part of quality porn. My body is a constant work in progress. (I'm being whipped into shape by my friend who is big in the industry so I can promise you it's a porn star's work out.)

Lovely. First you slander us, then you make yourself sound filthy, and then you top it off by alluding to a "friend," who we all know is Mason Wyler.

Shit talking, admitting to being a slut, and name dropping...hey, maybe Aiden Ash is cut out for this business after all!

Comments

[Aiden Ash]

Hey.. Hey.. All In Love... All In Love!

<3 Aiden

[David]

I wouldn't pay to see that boy in any film.

[Chucky Baer]

LOL another brilliant post

[Zach]

Thanks Chucky!

[Logan]

I'd have to disagree with David! I'd pay to see my boy in a lot of films!

[Nonbreeder]

He should be 'Boy-cotted' for this. He is an example of everything that's wrong with L.A. and it's general mentality.

[MOC Blog]

One of the most gripping epistolary moments of the latter half of the first decade of the first century of the third millennium. If Aiden Ash - an appropriate last name give his physical proximity to death from malnutrition - can bottom his way to the top than, Jesus, there is hope for the rest of us who thought, obviously mistakenly, that talent could somehow work its magic for the rest of us who choose not to whore our way to the top. Good grief!

[noaiden]

Im going to unsubscribe from the sites rss feed if ever 3rd post is about this this noname skinny stupid boy. If you want to promote a new "star" do it properly, not with posting about him all the time meningless shit.

[Bradden]

Aiden is HOT! Chi Chi is NOT! Aiden, please choose someone else to further your career, not the swamp creature!

[Carol Brunette]

Wow looks like all the bitches skittered over from Gay Porn Times!