Win a piece of Brent Corrigan history!

Photo: DeWayneInSD

See that guy above, with the pen, signing the Freshmen magazine in front him? That's Brent Corrigan! And you, YES YOU, could win that very same signed magazine, featuring Brent Corrigan on the cover!

But how?

We are in possession of five Freshmen magazines, which Brent has personally autographed just for you. Well, maybe not specifically for you, but still! Unzipped is giving away three of these magazines (sorry, your editor is keeping the other two—one for himself, one for his mom) to three lucky readers who are willing to have a little creative fun.

Here is the deal: Send us your best, most beautiful, most original Brent Corrigan Haiku, and you will be automatically entered to win! We'll narrow the entries down to the Top 10, and from those 10, Brent himself will choose the Top 3. The three lucky haiku scribes will not only win the signed copies of Freshmen, but each of them will also be able to boast that they touched Brent enough with their words to be named one of his three favorite poets. WHOA!

Send your haikus to: brenthaiku@gmail.com, or, simply leave them in the comments here. Easy breezy! (Just make sure you let us know how to contact you, should you win.) The contest runs from right now until Tuesday, June 9th, at midnight. The three winners will be notified shortly thereafter and their magazines will be shipped to them via priority mail.

There are several different types of haikus, but for this contest, make your haiku like the one most of us (hopefully?) learned in elementary school: Three lines. Five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five again in the third line. The only other rule is to obviously make your haiku about Brent. It can be about his movies, his blog, his role as a merman, his hair...anything your heart desires.

Here is an example:

Brent rides a pony
So skilled at jumping hurdles
Also, he Twitters

Good luck! Don't forget to send your entries to brenthaiku@gmail.com by Tuesday June 9th!

Comments

[DeWayneinSD]

While I think up some snappy dirty pervy haikus, I have a question?

You had two over sized blowups of the cover of Brent on Freshmen now surely you have all noticed how much brent makes selling his undies and clothes he wore in his pornos. Talking serious money almost always over a $1000.

Freshmen Should have an auction after the ad campaign is over and donate this hefty chunk of change to a charity.

Just a suggestion! ;)