Thank God: Scott Tanner is going to be OK

That whooshing sound you hear is the collective sigh of relief settling over the gay porn world now that Scott Tanner has revealed that his eye will survive. (You'll remember that this eye injury occurred when the Black Eyed Peas' Fergie made Perez Hilton explode into flying metal shards after she called him a faggot, on Twitter.)

While fucking a cyclops is on our to-do list, we prefer the lovable Tanner with all of his perfect parts in place. He told us exclusively (over Facebook):

went back today and they couldnt remove the final piece....so they are leaving it in my eye and gonna wait to see if it works its way to the surface so that they can remove it without having to be anymore invasive than they already have. as of now it isnt bothering me...except for the constant sensation that my eyeball has been scratched. Which was done by the physician with a syringe. have to keep the eye patch on till at least monday to prevent any infection or other things from flying into my eye.

Good idea keeping it covered up over this weekend's San Francisco pride festival, because if there were ever a weekend where things fly into eyes...