Look at all these porn stars we saw at L.A. Pride!

Photography by Ken Knox

Look, we have hard jobs. Take this past weekend's L.A. Pride in West Hollywood, for example. We had to stand in the blistering heat all weekend, taking pictures of nearly naked models and passing out free porn to hot guys from our booth in Erotic City. Boring, right?

First up are Channel 1 exclusives Blake Riley and Jeremy Bilding. They are quite a handful (two or three handfuls, actually), aren't they? Which would you rather lick: Jeremy's nipples or Blake's abs? Or maybe something else? Tough call. Anyway, Jeremy was seen go-go dancing at Here Lounge later that night, and then someone tried to break into his car. Note to dumbass thieves: Never cross a gorgeous porn star, it's just not good karma. Although, we wouldn't mind being punished by Jeremy, or Blake, for doing something bad. OK, enough of these two. Who else did we see?

Ha! We will never get enough of these two. And no, you aren't seeing double. Here we have Jeremy bottoming for Blake and Blake giving Jeremy an HJ. By the way, you can click any of these pictures to enlarge them, which we highly recommend if you want the full "experience" (hint: the cocks look bigger when the pictures are bigger).

Straight outta Kathmandu, it's Zack Randall! Blake popped by and said hi to Zack in the BoysPissing.com booth. The booth featured an actual toilet where you could get your picture taken, kind of like at carnivals where you can stick your face in the cutout head of a gorilla or a fat lady in a bikini, only in this case you're sitting on a toilet where people can pretend to pee on you.

It's the sweeter-than-pie and drool-inducing duo, Johnny Hazzard and Josh West. We recently watched their amazing scene in Seize Your Bottom and almost asked them to re-create it on the spot but, you know, "public place," etc.

Here is tanning enthusiast and sexiest guy to set foot in our booth, Adam Killian, signing copies of Men, which he graces this month. Brent Corrigan galloped in for a special appearance as well.

It's the men of Randy Blue! Brandon Christian, Man of the Year Reese Rideout, Jeremy Walker, and Trent Davis all had to go home and change immediately after posing for this shot because, whoops, they all showed up to Pride wearing the same outfit. Oh, boys!

Whoa. This was intense. Your editor was simply trying to not make a fool of himself talking to longtime crush and future husband Lucky Daniels when all of a sudden Freshmen cover boy Trent Davis walked in. And then, in came leather-clad Adam and Men model Mitchell Rock. In between them is new Randy Blue exclusive Travis James, who is like a more gorgeous Josh Brolin with a delicious 9-inch dick (see it here).

Our first instinct when surrounded by men of this caliber is to obviously just drop to our knees and get busy, but we had a different kind of job to do over the weekend, and these photos are just the beginning. We'll have video up shortly, so stay tuned.

Comments

[Aiden Ash]

Blake Riley makes my heart beat!

[Bernard A. Drabeck]

YOU MUST HAVE ONE OF THE BEST MOST EXCITING JOBS IN THE WORLD!! TELL ME, DO YOU GET PAID VACATIONS AND SICK LEAVE TOO?
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BEEN MY FLY ON YOUR WALL THROUGH THE AFTERNOON.
THANK YOU FOR DOING YOUR JOB SO WELL, FOR BEING SO ATTENTIVE TO YOUR DUTY....

[Bradden]

Zack Randall equals HOT! Blake Riley equals NOT! I can't stand Blake after his little bi stint. He just disgusts me...and his face is weird...and he just sucks as a gay person.