OK, so he's not a guy with an iPhone, but he is a man with a plan. And David Chase is so intent on getting himself into killer shape so that he can be hired ("I want total perfection," he tells us via e-mail) that he's gone on a new diet and is snapping pics of himself daily to capture his progress. Then he's being all nice and sending them to us.
Wanna see David's progress? Check out our chronological photo gallery after the jump.
Photo: RandyBlue.com
Here's David way back when he first started with Randy Blue. That was back when David
was a little softer around the edges. Or, as those in porn business
refer to it, "morbidly obese." Personally, we think he looks pretty darn perfect just the way he is here, but David had other ideas...
David got started with a brand new weight training plan pretty soon after we met him on the set of his scene with Leo Giamani. Here he is in October of last year. You can tell he's gotten a bit tighter and more toned. Concurrently, we've gotten a bit more hot for him.
With his hair cut a little shorter, he looks less scrappy, but he still has that lovable guy-next-door quality that initially drew us to him. We totally would have spied in his window if he'd been our neighbor.
Here's David directly following a workout back in May. Just look at those bulging biceps. And that face. That's definitely the face of a man who is serious about his muscles. Grrr!
Photo: Gio Photography
Whoa! Holy makeover, Batman! Here's David right after he signed with porn agent Howard "Fabscout" Andrew and went all "porn star hot" on us with his brand new shaved head and his beefed-up bod. While we like the shaved head, we gotta say: We kind of miss the shaggy look of his Randy Blue days. Oh well, change is inevitable.
These are photos of David on day four of his new diet. And we have
to say, blurry photography aside, it looks like it's paying off for him. Just look at those bulging pecs!
It's been a long ride, but now look at him. Taken this past weekend, this pics show David to be toned, cut
and on his way to looking just like every other dude with a gym
membership. Hmmm, wait. Is that really such a good thing?
Hey, we like the new you, David. We really do. But don't go overboard on the physique. "Total perfection" is an impossible goal to achieve. You'll only be setting yourself up for constant disappointment and a serious case of body dysmorphia. Besides, we kinda like the "hot older brother who stays in shape by playing softball with his totally straight buddies" look on you. It makes us think we still have a chance of getting you into bed. And there are already enough porn stars who have restraining orders against us will never sleep with us. Keep it real, brother!



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Many men who struggle through male pattern baldness feel the need to compensate by working out alot.
Posted by: kyle | July 01, 2009 at 12:10 AM
hate
Posted by: joe bloe | July 01, 2009 at 02:36 PM
I'd take him anytime, anyday.
Posted by: Joel | July 03, 2009 at 08:38 AM