Aiden Ash's Cool Whip & Cheetos Unzipped Photoshoot Extravaganza!

You have to hand it to aspiring porn star Aiden Ash—he's a young man of his word! Our "What should we ask Aiden Ash to do?" poll resulted in an overwhelming win for "Take a picture of yourself covered in Cool Whip and Cheetos," and not only did he take a picture, he staged an elaborate photo shoot with over one hundred pictures!

We selected the best shots (some of them were simply too classy to be posted here), and have created an Aiden Ash Cool Whip Cheeto Photo Gallery after the jump. See the exclusive photos (ohmygodwhatthefuckarewedoing) after the jump!

(Click any image to see the full pop-up version, if you dare.)

That counter top is in for a rough night. Hope it's ready. BTW—those Cheetos are humongous, right?

We hope the makers of Cool Whip appreciate this product placement. You can't buy publicity like this!

Uhhh.....

Forget for a second, if you can, that he has managed to spell his own name with such an unfortunately shaped snack food (way to pull off the 'N'), and take note of the fact that Aiden is using the tub of Cool Whip as a pillow.

In a word: Brilliant! Look for this on our next cover (OK, probably not, but still, bravo!).

Time to get cleaned up. Calgon, take him away.

So, Aiden did you have a good time? Would you be up for doing something like this again?

We'll take that as a "yes." Thanks for playing, Aiden!

Note to all you studios, if you want someone who's easy to work with, cute, and a totally good sport, give Aiden Ash a call. Clearly, he's willing to do anything!

Comments

[Bob Alottarod]

Unzipped goes a-sploshing! Just think of how many new visitors we may receive because of this. Let's go for the Beanie Weenie splosh next!

[Aiden Ash]

I am totally game for more... But ... I hate beans...

[Chucky Baer]

Now let's get his boyfriend to do one covered in Guacamoli and Doritos! I will plug this post on my blog tomorrow.