Which closeted movie star is ashamed of his privates?

According to a blind item on CrazyDaysAndNights.com, a certain closeted television star with a big summer movie has a little problem: his penis. The blog claims that during his trysts with his (male) tricks, he "keeps asking his partner, 'What do you think of my dick? Tell me you like it.'" Evidently, he's not getting much repeat action because of his crippling disorder: insecurity.

Though the blog won't say for sure who it is, those commenting seem to have their own theories. We weigh the odds of each one after the jump...

Zachary Quinto: The handsome brunet, often spotted out and about in several of Los Angeles' gayer watering holes, played gay as Tori Spelling's BFF on So NoTORIous before achieving mainstream fame as evil-incarnate Sylar on NBC'S Heroes. Now that he's inherited Leonard Nimoy's pointy ears as the young Spock in this summer's Star Trek reboot, his ego just might be bigger than his manhood. Odds: 7-10

Channing Tatum: The costar of this summer's Johnny Depp–Christian Bale drama Public Enemies got his start as a fashion model who made a splash on the cover of Out magazine in 2002, but he's only got one TV credit on his resume: an appearance on CSI: Miami. And though there have been rumors circulating around the Net about his alleged bisexuality, he's been in a relationship with his Step Up costar Jenna Dewan for the past nine months. Not that that really means anything these days, of course. Just ask John Travolta. Odds: 2-10

Dominic Monaghan: The scruffy Irishman made a splash as Merry in the Lord of the Rings movies before getting Lost as Charlie on the ABC drama's first three seasons. He's also got a nice new gig in this year's Wolverine flick. While we are secretly wishing it was him (seriously, could he be any cuter?), we've seen enough evidence that whatever he's packing down below, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Odds: 1-10

Who do you think the penis-challenged star is?

Comments

[Brazilian Candyman]

No es Channing Tatum. He photographed naked several times.

[HENRY]

men are so insecure about there cock size and look. I being a average cock sized man. guess considered by some small endowed. i am 5 and a half inches cut when hard and i am proud of my cock!. it gives me much_ pleasure and can stay up when needed. if the person i am with doesn't like it then there's the door!! LOL.

i think no matter what size you are. you should never feel insecure about your manhood and if you can find out before you have "casual sex" if the person is a "size queen" since those kind are the ones you avoid if your on the smaller side OR insecure. otherwise we should all love are cocks no matter what literally and figuratively anyone else agree?

[StudSeeker]

Definitely agree with HENRY's comments. The only people who care about cock size are the shallow size queens, and really, who cares about THEM?

[Aj]

the celebrity may just want hiws penis to be praised. it might not be small at all.