The religious right really likes the kinky shit

So what's got those wacky religious zealots up in arms this week? How 'bout a poster for the upcoming Folsom Street Fair?

Yes, the newly formed group Americans for Truth About Homosexuality has gone on a tirade against the "sick" and "über-depraved" poster that the Folsom Fair team came up with to promote this year's festival. Mocking traditional family values with glee, the poster (which was shot by Titan's Bruce Mills) shows an alternate—and much more fun—version of the so-called nuclear family, featuring fetish king (and Titan exclusive) Tony Buff. This reminds us—if Tony Buff were a member of our family, we might have to seriously reconsider our opposition to incest.

Americans for Truth saw (and jerked off to) the poster and then issued a jizz-drenched statement, saying, "such vileness could only emerge from a 'GLBT' movement that celebrates sexual deviance in the first place." They go on to question whether Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will "continue to pander to her homosexual base" by not publicly denouncing the poster. Something tells us good old Nancy might have some other things to worry about right now.

But oh, these wacky fundamentalists. Always running off at the mouth every time they feel threatened about their own sexuality. You gotta love 'em. After all, they sure do provide us with lots of laughs, and they're really doing us a favor: The more they hoot and holler and rant and rave about homosexuality, the more people they bring over to our side. Thanks for the new recruits, folks! We'll be sure to ship you your complimentary toasters...um, sometime soon.