Reese Rideout has a wife, and we're devastated

Men's 2008 Man of the Year and car wash stud Reese Rideout just made all the people on the Internet who hate him for possibly being straight a whole lot more hateful by telling Beautiful Mag that—drum roll please—he has a wife!

Via The Sword: "I'm not going to beat around this one anymore. It's not just a girlfriend I have now—she is a full-blown wife. We’ve been married a year and a half now," said Reese.

You know what? We've had some time to think about this, and we are fucking pissed.

After all that we've done for Reese Rideout, we see this revelation as a major slap in the face. Honestly, how can he live with himself? You think you know someone, and then they turn around and do something like this. This is a hard thing to say, but we would be lying to ourselves if we didn't. So here goes: Reese Rideout, we will never forgive you...ever...for not inviting us to your wedding.

Don't you know how much we gays love weddings? Not to mention shopping for the wedding gift? Ugh. You are dead to us, Reese—until tonight, when we will jerk off to all your movies on Randy Blue. Somehow, watching you fuck and get fucked by hot guys makes us forget you ever did anything wrong.

Congratulations to you and your bride!

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Interesting. That quote came from the interview in Beautiful Mag not The Sword. Curious that you would attribute it to them...

You can find the interview here:
http://www.beautifulmag.eu/beautiful/2009/04/beautifulmag-cover-story-reese-rideout-straightforward.html

Posted by: MOC Blog | May 13, 2009 at 11:48 PM

The quote is clearly attributed to Beautiful Mag, not The Sword. Apparently you don't know how to read?

Posted by: Zach Sire | May 14, 2009 at 10:56 AM

When you write "Via The Sword," you imply that the quote is being referenced from them when the quote actually came from Beautiful Mag. It's misleading. When you write, "Apparently you don't know how to read," you imply that you're a pissy, thin-skinned blogger who doesn't feel comfortable with what he writes. Neither works.

Posted by: MOC Blog | May 14, 2009 at 05:42 PM

Well, she can have him. I never was a fan of his anyway. Please, no more REESE!!!

Posted by: russellmccullough87@hotmail.com | May 15, 2009 at 04:14 PM

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