"Live" from the 2009 Grabbys!

What kind of hot mess is this!?! Oh right, it's the Grabbys! Above we have Lady Gaga, Brandon Flowers, Jude Law, Dick Cheney, and Eddie Murphy chatting with Sister Roma. Wow!

Things are getting started right now in Chicago, and we have updates, pics, and more after the jump, all courtesy of The Sword. Check their photo page and Twitter for everything we are too drunk or too lazy to miss, which will probably be a lot.

Click through to find out what the hell is going on in Chicago. Whoa, first up is a red carpet pic of host Brent Corrigan. Did he change his hair???

Zac Efron in Hairspray or Brent Corrigan at the Grabbys?

We were afraid he was going to cut it all off. Thankfully, he just styled it differently. We like that the new up-do reveals more of Brent's gorgeous facial features, and it's combed quite nicely...but how long do you think he can resist fidgeting with it? Stay strong, Brent...it's perfect the way it is!

Keep refreshing this page throughout the next few hours. They're just starting the show now...

UPDATE I: Diesel Washington wins Best Pornstar Blog!!1!1!!!!! Have you read Diesel's blog? It's brilliant, and We couldN't aGRee morE WItH thIS win! We Cant weight too seE hOw Diesel Celebrates with a New Entry!1!!

Dean Flynn wins Best Versatile Performer, and Falcon Studios gets inducted into the Grabbys Wall of Fame. Much deserved, you guys!

Folsom Prison wins Best Fetish Film, and now we have to go jerk off to Tony Buff again...BRB.

UPDATE II: In honor of Diesel's win, we went over to his blog just now and he's already got entries up from the weekend (nothing from tonight—yet), and you simply must go check it out. Especially for the pics. Here he is with blond bombshell Ty Colt, who Diesel proudly admits wanting to fuck (get in line!).
 

Meanwhile, back at the awards...

Cockyboyz.com wins Best Web Based Site, which must make Wolf Hudson proud, and Brent Corrigan's Just The Sex wins Best Twink Film (it also won this same award at the GayVNs). Good job, boys!

Jason Ridge and Jason Sechrest are currently coordinating a bathroom stall hook-up, via Twitter. Sechrest is in stall #2, in case anyone wants to watch.

The entire cast of Blackballed 6 wins Best Cum Shot, and Antonio Biaggi wins Hottest Cock. In case you've been living under a rock, here's why Antonio won. Annnnnnd.....now we gotta go jerk off again. BRB!

UPDATE III: SteveCruzxxx.com wins Best Pornstar Website, which is different than Best Pornstar Blog, somehow.

Jason Ridge is drunk.

Brent Corrigan is saying that Trevor Knight insulted him, off-stage. What was the insult? He's not saying. It better not have been about his hair, which we love.

Now the guys at The Sword are drunk, and talking about getting rimmed, or rimming someone. This is unclear, but they're headed to the bar.

Best Comedy Film goes to Paging Dr. Finger. This show sure is going by fast, and we're not even there!

UPDATE IV: Best Rape Scene Best Three-Way goes to To The Last Man, and Scott Tanner wins Best Supporting Rape Victim Actor. 

Adam Killian and Zeb Atlas win Best Duo, but wait! It's a tie. We think the other winners were from The Drifter...but things are getting hazy.

To The Last Man's directors (Chris, Ben Tony) win Best Director. 

No surprise here—Brent Corrigan wins (and shows off!) Best Bottom.

Trevor Knight just told Jason Sparks that his comment to Brent Corrigan was not meant to be taken as an insult. All is well in porn star feud land.

OMG. Diesel Washington just tied with Steve Cruz for Performer of the Year. You best put on a blindfold, a gas mask, and a pair of Blublockers when you visit Diesel's blog later tonight. It will be epic.

Logan McCree wins Best Actor!

Jason Ridge is now looking for somewhere to smoke pot. Maybe go back to the bathroom stall?

UPDATE VIIIXIV: Wow, this is actually a major surprise. In a stunning upset, The Drifter wins Best Film, beating out Adam Lambert!..? No, we thought it would go to To The Last Man, but it's still a win for Raging Stallion either way. Congratulations to them, and to all the winners.

By our count, Diesel Washington, Brent Corrigan, and Steve Cruz were the most honored individual performers, but don't take our word for it. Visit The Sword for the full wrap-up.

Goodnight.

P.S. We'll have after party reports and pics just as soon as we are sober/coherent enough to type on a keyboard and open our eyes. Check back soon-ish!