It's been seven days, so how's that whole "no more erotic services within seven days" thing on Craigslist working out?

Oh, look, who could have guessed? Ads for bottom bois, professional "massages," and glory-hole blow jobs are still plastered all over Craigslist, seven days after they (Craig?) told everyone that they would stop allowing such FILTHY trash on the Internet, within seven days. Lies!

Of course, this is pleasing to us, as we can still spend our "lunch hour" checking out all the hookers in Los Angeles, and sometimes Orange County!

But the ad we're about to show you, which accompanies the photo above, might be the best ad of all time, at least in the past month. Read the most awesome blow-job offer we've ever read, after the jump.

Seriously. We're re-posting the whole thing because...oh, Christ, just look at this:

EASY ACCESS CLEAN DISCREET--PRVT BEV CENTER AREA GLORYHOLE
Cum experience the "toe curling, eye glazing, tongue wagging, brain wobbling, rapture inducing" cock suck session. Now with hand drawn grafetti on the wall giving it that authentic sleazy feel! SEE THE GLOWING 5 STAR REVIEWS -- And now you too can leave your own remarks or artsy pictures or even "rate" the session!

ABOUT ME
Good looking regular guy: 32 waist, 40s, 6'1", shaved head, 180#, lean, musc. masc. Highly dedicated when it comes to cock sucking.... so I made this cool heavy duty fold out plywood wall for my entry way with a glory hole! Looking for a coupla regulars. Come in close the door behind you and you're in a good size floor to ceiling room partitioned off my living room.

ABOUT THE GLORY HOLE

Very cool private Glory Hole. Open my front door and you're in good sized room that's been partitioned off from the rest of my living room by a fold out, floor to ceiling heavy plywood wall, painted clean white and with two fold out steel handles that're placed shoulder height (and width) apart so that your hands have something to grip onto -- which is better than just having your arms hanging at your sides and which is especially good for when you want to get into some pumping stroke action. This way, holding on the handles, you can get some leverage and some pumping torque while I suckle the head and work down into some deep throat milking.

The other cool thing is that it has a 12 inch diameter hole cut into the wood then with a black fabric drape over that and which has a smaller hole in the center. This way when I thrust forward I can really gulp it down and hunker my hungry lips all the way to the base without my face hitting the hardwood as I go for it. The cloth can even be pulled back if you prefer to wrap your hand around and grab the back of my head for more slamming power.

ABOUT MY COCKSUCKING TECHNIQUE
I want to nurse the tip .. hungrily probing and prying at the cum slit with the tip of my tongue. I want to honor and suckle the head... then gulp it down but only a half inch at a time -- little by little so I can enjoy and savor every last bit of it...

[All right, this is getting too long. Read the whole thing here. Then e-mail him if you're near Beverly Hills, and go get some head. You deserve it! And his glory hole/plywood wall thing sounds authentic.]