Dream job, anyone?

Did you know that Craigslist is not just a hangout for serial killers and people looking to get rid of their old exuhcize machines? It's true! There are also actual employers on this ridiculously dangerous yet sometimes useful website, and they want to hire you! Maybe.

We found an ad this morning that might interest you, but first ask yourself three questions:

Are you unemployed?

Do you know how to unclog a drain?

Do you like cleaning up other peoples' jizz?

If you answered yes to all three of those questions, you're in luck.

Hey, in this economy, any job is a good job, and have we got a job for you. What better place to channel your inner handyman and/or slutty voyeur by working as a maintenance person in a bathhouse!

Here's the ad:

Full Time Maintenance Person needed for Gay Men’s Bathhouse located in Los Angeles

Requirements
• Maintenance skills include plumbing, electrical, general carpentry, appliance
trouble shooting, tile work, etc.
• Energetic with a positive attitude
• The ability to work well in a high volume/stress environment; bilingual
English/Spanish a plus but not required
• Salary: DOE
• References Required
• Dependable Transportation with Insurance.
• Mileage Reimbursement
• Being available to perform Emergency on-call duties.
• Medical Insurance after 6 months employment
To Apply call 213-680-2766 or apply on line @ midtowne.com

This is actually a nifty joint, SO WE'VE HEARD, and we encourage you to apply. We can't think of a better way to spend eight hours a day than mopping up used condoms, changing red light bulbs, and getting a little action on the side. (Oh, come on, you know it happens.) Apply now!