What the fuck is "anal poisoning"?

In between popping 'ludes and twinkie wieners on his show yesterday, beloved radio personality Rush Limbaugh made fun of British PM Gordon Brown's apparent gushing over President Obama, and revealed to us his secret knowledge of a new STD found in saliva that somehow makes its way into assholes. We have no idea how this is supposed to work (and if anyone would, it would be us), but memo to Gordon Brown: You might wanna get that thing checked out. Rush only speaks the truth.

Here's your Limbaugh on the hobo's 21st century communication, the AM radio:

“But the slobbering [over Barack Obama], the slobbering…this guy, folks I’m telling ya, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it.”

So, Limbaugh is basically saying that Brown is slobbering on Obama by ass-fucking him with his mouth? Maybe it's just the pills talking. Either that or they do things really different over in the UK.

There's some video of Limbaugh after the jump, but we can't promise that it will make any of this any easier to understand.

Comments

[Marco Channing]

I think that Obama is actually a cleverly disguised unicorn. And that's a good thing!