The "Unzipped.net Theme Song," plus lyrics!

How many sites have a theme song? Unzipped does!

Kevin Thornton performs his "Unzipped.net Theme Song" in the video above. We hope you enjoy it.

And, if you're curious, here are the complete lyrics:

Well, when I’m in the mood
For pithy commentary, current events and porn
Well, we all know the perfect source
I’m talking about www.Unzipped.net, of course

But if you’re at work, don’t you think
Think twice before clicking on the Below the Belt link
Because then you might see a dick
And that might make your employer sick

But not you, because you like dicks
And let’s face it? Who doesn’t? Including your employer...
Just wait until you get home or check it out on your cell phone
There’s so many options

So for the latest scoop on guys with big hairy muscles
Or even guys who don’t necessarily have big muscles
But do possess a sharp wit, piercing blue eyes, flexibility
So if that’s what you want then that’s what you’ll get
And you know it’s only at www.Unzipped.net