Every year, the Japanese honor the penis by having not one, but two festivals with giant statues of dicks. One of them is called Utamaro, which celebrates cherry blossoms and is supposed to bring people good luck, and the other is Kanamara Matsuri, where organziers raise money for HIV research.
In other news, Mason Wyler was just seen at SFO boarding a flight to Japan with a 10-gallon jug of lube.



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LEAVE MASON ALONE! After all he's been through! HE'S A HUMAN.
You're lucky he even performs for you bastards!
Posted by: Freddy C. Cooper | April 06, 2009 at 09:49 PM