Desperate tea baggers even turning to Craigslist M4M ads

Jesus Christ, make these people just fucking go away:

I am a MWM that enjoys the company of another man as much as anyone. 5'9" 160 blue/brown. However, I'm going to the Dallas Tea Party that's being held downtown and wondered if anyone out there was willing to accompany me.

Wait, is Texas even part of the United States anymore?

Hey, what's going on in New York, where liberal queers have gay abortions and donate their tax refunds to Cuba? Oh, look:

Looking for other hot, muscular guys seeking uninhibited (but safe sex). Email me if you want info about a party TONIGHT, as well as a list of more than 30 sex parties from Chelsea to the Upper West Side, Harlem, Lower East Side, Midtown West, Garment District, Gramercy, Hell's Kitchen, Soho, Morningside, Downtown, Village to Brooklyn & Queen to New Jersey. We're all going to get FUCKED by the gov today--but let's make sure some of us enjoy it.

Now that's more like it.

However, this one gives us a case of the barfs:

Wine and J/O. It is close of business on April 15. All tax returns filed. It is time to celebrate. I have bottle of wine in my office and would like someone to celebrate with. After we toast the end of tax season, we jack off one another. I can't think of a better way to celebrate. I am fifty-three, 5 feet eight", two hundred lbs, hairy, business type. Let's do this now.

These people are all over the place, and we want to throw them in the Boston harbor.