"My 15 minutes were up a long time ago. We all know that."

Oh look, Mason Wyler read our entry about how he's probably a train wreck, and he's taken to his own blog to express his frustration.

"Even though people have many reasons to believe that I have lost all of my marbles I'd like to convince them that they are wrong. I'd like to show them that I'm actually a sane human being with just an odd sense of humor and a filthy imagination. That even though I make foolish statements and participate in foolish activities from time to time, I am not in actuality a fool but just a simple porn model...The problem is that I can't really prove or disprove my sanity or lack thereof unless they spend some quality time with me face to face."

Yeah, that's the problem.

So, just what does Mason propose we do about all this so that he can show us how non-insane he is?

His suggestion is after the jump, and it involves giant balls. 

Here's the thing: Mason is fucking hot. If he were just some wild and crazy twink getting boned in back alleys and writing about it on the internet, we'd think he was just some troll who's desperately seeking attention. Instead, he's an established star who's desperately seeking attention--kind of like Michael Lucas, only young!

Here's Mason's latest stunt: 

In an attempt to win some new friends in the industry and wash away whatever preconceived notions that YOU may have about me I am proposing Bowling with the Porn Stars. That's right. I want the writers of TheSword.com, Unzipped.net, QueerClick.com, Gay.Fleshbot.com, and other major gay porn blogs to join me (and maybe some fellow porn models) for a night of bowling (Don't make fun, bowling IS fun). I promise you'll have a blast.

Here are the details:

You Decide When:

Sunday March 29th at 8pm
Monday March 30th at 8pm
Tuesday March 31st at 8pm

Where:

Presidio Bowling Center
93 Moraga Ave
San Francisco, CA 94129

You know what is more fun than bowling? A gang bang. If Mason really wants to "score some points," the Unzipped editors are staying at the Westin on Saturday the 28th, after the GAYVNs!

Comments

[Ethan Says]

Presidio Bowl is my favorite bowling alley! I'll go just to watch!

[MOC Blog]

To quote Val Kilmer in "Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang,"": Die!

Of course, you're all a bunch of enablers for even covering this freak show.

[Chad Manning]

For starters he could apologize to all those who have been victims of rape and police brutality for his great big lie. This guy is insane and a total fraud. The only thing he has going for him is his big cock and who wants to touch that nasty mess. He should apologize to his fans and give them their money back from his canceled web performance.

Then see a doctor.