Be A Dick: Party blow job

Dear Dick,

If a man goes down on another man at a party or a bar and he does it in front of other people, should the couple’s audacity be applauded or are they simply inappropriate pigs?

The Guy Who Did the Sucking

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Dear Public Sucker,

Dear Dick went to a mixed-gender birthday party once upon a time, a party where there wasn’t even a hint of sexiness going on. It was just a happy party. Suddenly, and without warning, three gay men decided to begin making out with each other. In fact, they went as far as lifting up each other’s shirts for some nipple play. This really happened. Were you one of those guys? If you were then Dear Dick thinks you’re a socially inept moron. However, if this was already one of those parties where it’s understood by all that you don’t go in that room at the end of the hall (or if you do, knock first) then you’re within the bounds of acceptable party behavior. Same goes for the bar. If you’re not shy, and you get off doing it for an audience, and no one is going to bust you for it, then do what you like. However, in both situations, understand this: You’re in public. And people are watching. And someone is going to talk. Be ready for it to come back to you. If you’re cool with that, then by all means go forth and give blow jobs to everyone you meet, no matter where and when they cross your path.