Be A Dick: I fucked a movie star

Dear Dick,

I live in Los Angeles and recently had sex with a closeted movie star. We met at a gym where lots of celebrities work out. I pretended not to know who he was, and it went from there. I gave him my number and e-mail in case he wanted another round, and from his moans while I fucked him, I think he’ll be coming back for more. If he doesn’t, can I take this story to the tabloids and make some money? And how long should I wait before I do that?

Ass, Grass, or Cash

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Dear Ass,

Dear Dick loves Los Angeles’ gay culture and its star-fuckery. It’s just a fact that you or someone you know will eventually have sex with someone who is either famous or nearly famous. And then it’s up to you what to do with that experience. If you’re a decent human being and just like to get it on, then wait for your star to call back for round two. If you’re less decent, then wait for your star to call back for round two—and three and four and so on. Then make sure you have plenty of hard (no pun intended) evidence to bring to the tabloid to cash in. Contrary to popular belief, they won’t run just anything. They have to fact-check their stories or they’ll get sued for everything they have. But if you’re even less decent than that, keep on fucking your star until you somehow get on the payroll. The potential perks of that are much more lucrative than a quick cash-in with The National Enquirer. You might wind up a producer if you play your cards right. Don’t blow it by being too greedy too quickly, got it?

Comments

[Mark]

This isn't 1950 buddy, its 2009.
If you OUT the guy, which is what your doing, and trying to get money then that turns into blackmail, and you can get your ASS sued all the way to your probable very small bank account.

I have fucked and still fuck MANY movie stars, and it's paid off by keeping my mouth shut and remaining friends with most of them. I've been to the Academy Awards 3 times, great place to network.

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[Joe]

I agree, that's just a dick thing to do (not to mention can get you sued).

[Frankie]

So, who'd you fuck?