Be A Dick: Auto-fisting?

Dear Dick,

Is it possible to fist-fuck yourself? I’ve read about guys doing it and I’ve tried to do it several times myself but haven’t succeeded. Is fist-fucking oneself like sucking one’s own cock—something that can be done only by a lucky few?

Aspiring Puppeteer

See what Dick has to say. Or be a Dick yourself... post your advice here.

Dear Ass-piring,

You say you’ve “read” about it? Not seen it already a dozen times in porn? Not furiously masturbated to it on XTube? Just the reading? Like when you were at the public library in the “punch my own fist up my ass” section of the Dewey Decimal System? OK, Dear Dick is finished having fun at your expense. Now for your answer. And that answer is yes. With enough flexibility, practice, and lube you can accomplish a lot with your own butt hole. Unless you have little stubby T-Rex arms. Then you will need a helper. But that’s not exactly the same thing, is it? Keep practicing. You’ll reach the bull’s-eye soon enough.