Whoa!
That's Kris on the left, the Idol heartthrob who we wish was actually gay but is instead married and straight, palling around with some dude on the beach. Kris Allen Nation unearthed some more pics, and we've got 'em, in all their strangely homoerotic goodness, after the jump. Yes, they get a lot more sexy. And yes, we are basically 12-year-old girls!
ZOMFG! It's Fratboy frottage!
Why is Kris rubbing his junk all up on his cowboy friend? Jesus Christ! No, really, what would Jesus say to Kris, a church group leader, about this?
That's one helluva Lucky Pierre, Kris!
Foot job, anyone? Yowzers!
We always said that if this singing thing doesn't work out, there's a big future for Kris in adult films. Hey, he's already got a knack for several different positions and fetishes. Kris, give us a call if you're interested—we're in the book!
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