This is confusing, but kind of hot

Photo via Daily Mail

Meet Paul "PJ" James, a former runway modeland bodybuilder who's got a little stunt he'd like to tell you about. The Australian personal trainer decided it would be a good idea to go on a diet of bacon, chocolate milk, and cream-based sauces. Sounds like my kind of guy. He says he's doing it because he was "finding it difficult to relate to [his] overweight gym members" and wants to "crank up [his] weight to experience life as an overweight person."

Hey, there's nothing like pigging out on junk food with a hot guy (don't ask), but I'm not really into the "after" picture on the right. It's one thing to have a belly, but what kind of Pregnant Man shit is going on here? Something isn't right! Trust me, I know what it looks like when someone puts on a few extra pounds (again, DON'T ASK), and this ain't it. It's like all of the fat went straight to his gut, OctoMom style. That being said, I'd still sign up for a training session with PJ, if you know what I mean. Sorry, I'm a sucker for a man holding a bag of Doritos.

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[Bob Alottarod]

A few years back, there was a minute school of thought that gay men should give up the gym membership and gain weight. The mentality behind it: weight=healthy, trim=sick. All the guys that paid attention to that "school" evidently stopped shaving and became bears. But this guy... he's not even the missing link. Maybe all the bacon has clogged the artery that feeds the memory section of his brain, and he's forgotten how to suck in his stomach.