"Suck in more and pull your cock in past your lips, then pop it in and out."

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Ever wanted to suck your own dick but you've never been able to figure out how? (Don't lie.) Well, this site offers tips on how to blow yourself. And yes, they're totally serious.

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Besides a bad back, having a huge gut is another impediment to self-sucking. If you have a major overhang, it’s going to get in the way and block you from your goal. Be sure you suck in your gut to get it out of the way. Grab onto the edge of whatever you’re sitting on and use it to pull yourself further down. You may want to keep one hand on your dick to steady it, or to pull it upwards towards your mouth. In this position you need to use a bobbing motion of your head or upper body to go down on yourself.

We've always wondered...if a straight guy sucks his own dick, does that make him gay? Probably not, since a straight guy jerking off is never considered gay, and there's no difference between your own hand and your own mouth. But what if a straight guy sucks himself off, and then shoots a huge load all over his face? Come on, that's pretty gay. Seriously, just picture it.

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