Be A Dick: Tenacious crabs necessitate shave

Dear Dick,

My boyfriend recently got crabs from having sex with one of his fuck buddies. We have an open relationship, so the sex he had isn’t the problem. The problem is that my boyfriend is very, very hairy. He’s bearded and has a hairy chest, arms, legs, ass and back. The crabs keep coming back no matter how much of the medicine he uses. I don’t have them yet, but I’m worried I’ll eventually get them unless he goes through that most drastic step: shaving everything off and starting over. He refuses to even consider this option. What do I do?

Smooth and Scared of Bugs

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Dear Smooth,

He’s going to have to shave. Everything; beard too. Then he’s going to have to use that crab soap from the drugstore all over his body, for as long as the label directs. Dear Dick suggests going through several bottles of it. In time your bear’s hair will grow back, and you’ll both laugh about it. Be sure to take pictures of him recently shorn for comedic effect.

Comments

[Joel Payne]

I had like that along time ago, i am hairy also your other half is probably hairy-er than i a...What i did was layed in the tub and poured peroxide on my self as they ran away i picked them off me and tossed them in the toilet....