A treasure trove of conservative gay sex ads on Craigslist

It is now the weekend in Washington D.C., where the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) is taking place. Everyone is there! Joe The Plumber, Mike Huckabee, you name it. Luminaries, man.

But, surprise surprise, male CPAC members get horny too, and they're taking to Craigslist soliciting anonymous gay sex from fellow closeted Republicans. These ads are popping up faster than you can say BobbyJindaliscreepy (hurry dudes, the conference ends tonight!), and we've got two more after the jump. Click on any one of them to enlarge. Incidentally, the ad above is from Ann Coulter.

 

Yo yo yo...this one is from someone "sharing a room," which is code for, "my fucking wife tagged along with me to the conference this year. HELP."

 

I always knew God was a gay Republican. But who knew he had a big dick?

If any of you readers in D.C. have any brains at all, you will answer these ads and show up with hidden cameras, mics, sketch artists, a seeing eye dog, Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen, whatever. We want evidence, for blackmail! Hey, times are tough.

Comments

[ChrisM]

no way are these ads real ... not that there aren't plenty of gay closeted Republicans (many maybe even attending CPAC) but there is no way they are going to run an ad so clearly identifying this affiliation - these ads were planted by people attempting to stir the pot ... not that there is anything wrong with that!