Play with this doll (while you play with yourself)

We already invited you to Unzipped Media's amazing Sindance at Sundance happening this coming Monday in Park City, Utah. But just to refresh, it's going to be quite a party.

There will be drinks, gifts, tons of hot dudes, and Men Magazine's "Man of the Year 2008" Reese Rideout shaking his tuckus onstage for your ogling pleasure.

What we didn't tell you was on the back of each Sindance invitation is a nifty Reese Rideout paper doll—complete with a Road Warrior-esque codpiece just like the stud wore on the cover of the January 2009 issue of Men. Whoa!

Now—as a bonus for Unzipped readers—we offer you the chance to download the Reese doll absolutely free of charge, so that you can play with him in the privacy of your own bedroom.

Love him, molest him, smash him and work out your frustrations—do whatever you want. You have the power.

Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump!

Begin by getting the pattern (Download reese_rideout_paperdoll.eps).

It should appear like this when you print it out:

Next, follow the simple instructions (cut, fold, and glue the tabs as shown).

When complete, your doll will look something like this:

Aww. Aren't those big brown eyes adorable?

And just look at the attention to detail:

You can't even see how nice Reese's ass is on the cover of Men (though you can certainly see more Reese here).

Well, we sincerely hope that you will attend our Sindance party. It should be a blast of refreshingly down-to-earth and unpretentious fun amongst the movie industry network-a-thon that is Sundance.

See you there!

Comments

[Heather Fischer]

this is the best thing I have EVER seen. And I've seen a lot!