Be a dick: Getting ready for anal

Dear Dick,

Is there a right or wrong way to prepare myself “down there” for anal sex? You’ve probably been asked this a million times, but most of the other gay guys I know who bottom tell me a million different things, and I have no idea who’s right.

Want to Get Fucked

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Dear WGF,

OK, for the last time, this is not brain surgery, this is hygiene. I’m going to talk about pooping, and it’s going to get graphic, so strap yourself in.
What you don’t need:

1.    An enema
2.    One of those tacky douche hoses you see in some guys’ showers
3.    Any other unusual devices

If you are having regular bowel movements and those bowel movements are solid and you don’t feel the “I might need to go here in a bit” pressure down there and you don’t suffer from anal fissures or hemorrhoids, then all you need to do to make sure you’re ready to take a dick up there is to have pooped fairly recently. You will be clean. Exception: If the man topping you is literally hung like a horse, if his cock is truly nine or 10 or 11 or more inches and he’s going to go deep, deep, deep inside you, then yes, a little more effort to make sure nothing gets dislodged might be in order. A typical over-the-counter saline enema will be the insurance you need. But seriously, don’t use them all the time. Your rectum is a special, very sensitive place that doesn’t necessarily want to be cleansed so thoroughly several times a week.

Comments

[Marcus Xaesar]

Deux: avanti, relax, use lube, role over and play dead or hands free devotè, hole in one, thats his business, withdrawl..

[Rob Nurse]

SIZE MATTERS? ONLY IF IT BECOMES TISSUES. THOSE BREBACK BROS ATE BEANS AND SWAG LIQUOR, SOUP Y'ALL ENUS. A CUNT IS MANS HYGIENE + BOO! -HIS!

[Real Man Mans Man]

Dick I dissagree with You. You have just given permisssion to hundreds of lazy bottoms to neglect to cleanse out inside before the FUCK begins. Most Guys have dubious diet consisting of crap garbage foods. A healthy good diet with lots of whole foods is one thing, but most guys live on junk food at best. A concientious Bottom should clean out with clear warm water or a litely diluted commercial douche or a sex stopping mess is in store, All You Bottoms out there FOR G*D's SAKE CLEAN OUT INSIDE BEFORE THE FUCKING BEGINS!

[Anal fissures]

Hi,

Anal fissures causes so many problems. It creates Anal cancer. Taking the best medicine is only the correct option for this problem.

Thank you
Thompson.

[Adam & Eve, Sex Toys]

It sounds like everyone has their own way of approaching anal hygiene. Experimentation is necessary to find what works for you.

[JANORM]

People, personal anal hygiene is a must if you insist on getting fucked! A proper diet was always an incentive, too. As for proper irrigation, there are some very nice herbal douches made just for us fuckees. I know as my boyfiend and I have tried all three flavors! Makes rimming an extremely pleasureable experience. Dearly love the deep tounge approach! The rough surface of the top of the tongue, drives me to a state of supreme ecstacy!! Ai! Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi! Hunga! Hunga! Hunga! NJMJr!!!!