Breakfast Links: Halloween blowout edition

• Holy hooded cock head, Batman! The full gallery of our popular Unzipped Halloweenies, including two new scary super dicks for your enjoyment.

• Who is the King of the underworld? Forbes releases their annual "Top-Earning Dead Celebrities" list, along with a spooky slide show. The top-earner might be predictable, but it's guaranteed the rest of the list will shock you.

• Eminem is afraid of owls: Gossip queen Cindy Adams lists the scariest celeb phobias.

• Rumpenstein's Monster: ...And nine other of the best Halloween pornos.

• Mr. Blackwell must be rolling in his grave: Presenting the "Top 10 Halloween Costumes That Should Die Horrific, Ghoulish, Grisly Deaths."

• "Good Queer Haunting": If there were haunted houses for homosexuals, these are the rooms that would leave you screaming!

• The final frightmare: Tom Ford, movie director.