Weekend CockTales

Photo: Reasons to Be Cheerful

Sean Carnage, Online Editor — This weekend, I will be raving about Reasons To Be Cheerful, an absolutely delightful blog dedicated to the graphic design of two classic British artists, Brian Griffin and Barney Bubbles. With visual avant-gardists like Lady Gaga back at the top of the charts, Bubbles' and Griffin's artworks are being reconsidered item by item on this blog. RTBC always passes on new info about the designerly duo's impressive clients—many of whom are still taking risks (like Depeche Mode, who have a new documentary, and Elvis Costello, who has a new Sundance Channel music 'n talk show starting December 8).

More, after the jump.

Regarding Active Duty's David

Yesterday, The Sword reported on one of Active Duty's most beautiful models, David, being an active member of the real military, and people got pissed, complaining that David had been "outed." I've scrubbed the article I wrote yesterday that reported on The Sword's reporting, not because it wasn't newsworthy, but rather, this is a developing story that should be told in its entirety with all the details, which I am gathering now. Stay tuned.

Meanwhile, we can still enjoy David's hotness. That's him above, snapped on a recent shoot.

For an NSFW shot, click here.

Sarah Palin fans(?) yell at her bus

Oh dear, this did not go well. Just look at these furious wingnuts—who evidently did not get their Going Rogues signed after waiting in line for hours like hobos at a soup kitchen—screaming obscenities like "sign our book!" at Sarah Palin's tour bus. What monsters! What if Trig heard them?

And this (please, God) ends Sarah Palin week in America.

BREAKING: Levi Johnston working alongside—and pleasuring—homosexuals!

This week, Levi Johnston expressed his indignation over accusations by former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (the grandmother of his child with daughter Bristol Palin) that he was an "aspiring porn [star]." Johnston told E! Online's Marc Malkin, "I don't want that image. I don't want to get into porn."

However, Unzipped has uncovered a startling fact: By posing nude in Playgirl magazine Johnston has, indeed, becoming intimately involved with the porn industry. And even more shocking was the revelation that he was recruited into a site that caters to homosexuals and also employs gay XXX film stars.

Read our in-depth investigation with photographic evidence after the jump.

Here's the new cast of RuPaul's Drag Race

The show doesn't premiere until February, but Logo has already put out cast clips of each of the contestants from the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race. While I don't see any Onginas or Shannels in this bunch, there are plenty of bad wigs to make fun of and good tuck jobs to appreciate. Above, we have Raven. Raven hails from Victorville, CA, but she now lives in Riverside, CA. It must have been a real culture shock for her, moving from Victorville to Riverside. (If you're from Southern California, you'll get that.)

Two more potential favorites after the jump...

Today in reverse cowgirls

Randy Blue delivers again. This you gotta see. (NSFW!)

Eye Candy: Big Top adventure

Photo: Johnny Lopera

Eye Candy will be on holiday hiatus next week, so I wanted to leave y'all with something truly memorable until the next post: sexy clowns. Many people have strong feelings about clowns, and they give some of the Unzipped staff nightmares. In fact, the cult classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space permanently traumatized our web designer as a child—which is curious, considering he is the creator of the Halloweenies. Personally, I find clowns to be non-threatening, and under the right circumstances, perversely appealing. Titan Media even went so far as casting Tony Buff in a circus-themed porno called Funhouse. But, clown phobic or not, one would be hard-pressed to deny the excellent execution of these photos by the fabulous Johnny Lopera. Jump to see more.

P.S. Have a great holiday everyone!

Seano gets physical with A Single Man star

Photo: The Fashionisto

Just in time for O'Pry Day, The Fashionisto turned us on to these brand spankin' new pics of Seano jumping for joy with Tom Ford muse (and A Single Man star) Jon Kortajarena. The supermodel studs are paired up for the new H&M campaign. But, given the choice, we would of course prefer to see them paired up for a Raging Stallion video.

Well, here it is: James Franco's first GH scene

First of all, WTF?! James Franco's first General Hospital scenes weren't supposed to be until today, but if you watched yesterday's episode you caught a glimpse of his mysterious murderer/artist character spray painting a wall and then pretending to be homeless to evade some thugs. Look closely at the end and you will see that trademark Franco grin.

This is exciting!

If you can't get enough of Franco on GH, his first full episode airs today on ABC. Check your local listings for the time. I'm already kind of over the whole storyline thanks to the overused "Mad World" theme song, so I can't guarantee that I'll be watching. (I'm lying. The DVR is already set.)

Ricky Sinz, Adam Killian, and Steve Cruz mix it up

Fun!

The Raging Stallion Focus/Refocus preview continues (see day one and day two and day three), and today's scene leaves nothing to be desired.

Adam Killian, Steve Cruz, and Ricky Sinz all bottom for each other at some point in this three-way, leaving no hole unturned. Lots of tats, throbbing muscles, huge cocks, and tight asses are everywhere in this preview, so get ready.

Focus/Refocus is available for pre-order now and ships December 1st, but enjoy all the photos and get the NSFW link after the jump...